Today, I discovered that Mr. Potato Head is a bro. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I took a pregnancy test. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, Autumn made me cry. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I couldn't whistle. And then I cried for two hours.

Today was the best day of my life. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, Ashley tried to turn left. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I saw a midget. Then I realized that she was just on her knees. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, a man clapped at me. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I blogged. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I chewed on ketchup packets. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, Sheen was the pickle king. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I told a stranger to be my hamburger. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, Forest called someone an encyclopedia. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, there was no Mama Yeye. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I tried to tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. I failed. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I burped a burp of epic proportions. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I cried for two hours.

Today, my mom was a gun. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I tried to find how many Frenchmen a humpback whale equals. And then I cried for two hours.

Norf, I norfed about norf norfing norf. And norf I norfed for norf norfs.

Today, that guy's wart was huge. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, there was spilt milk. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, Jesus was totally one-cheeking it. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I talke about dancing to a bunch of girls. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, my mom called me bro. And then I cried for two hours

Today, Obama bit my dad's butt. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, me and Obama fist bumped. It was chill. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, BB's blog "didn't exist". And then I cried for two hours.

Today, BB's blog "didn't exist". And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I had more posts than BB. Much more. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, while roaming the halls, a guy ran by me humming spy music, jumped down the stairs, and yelled, "To the lair!" And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I broke a door. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, Mrs. Walter reminded me of the worst day ever. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, Paige used sarcasm. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, somebody stole my saying. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, just when I was starting to think that my addiction to tears was cured, I slipped up and cried for two hours. Rats.

Today, I left my grandma's house after seeing 16 movies in 5 days. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I ate french fries with syrup. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I ordered bacon, just bacon, at Wendy's. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I tried to brush my teeth, but I missed and got toothpaste on my chin. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I threw away a swimsuit by accident. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I discovered that I knew all the words to Can't Be Tamed by Miley Cyrus. And then I cried for 3 hours.

Today, I realized that I hadn't had a grilled cheese sandwich in ages. And then I cried for two hours.

Today Ke$ha tried to smoke my love. I told her it wasn't that kind of drug. She cried for two hours.

Today I played Rockband with my feet. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I cried for two hours. And then I forgot why.

Today I got a giant Scootaloo. And then I cried tears of joy for two hours.

Today, the seniors were gone. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I cried for two hours. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I discovered the African tundra. And then I cried for two hours.

Today it rained. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, a guy in my class spit next to me. 32 times. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, my uncle was a fish. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, Lauren Flickinger put hand sanitizer all over my shirt. And then I cried for two hours.

Today Annika made fun of me and my hair. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I came to school. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I won a photo scavenger hunt while eating a baguette. And then I cried for two hours.

Yesterday I saw a heroin addict drive a car into the ocean. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I wore a bunny suit for two hours. Consequently, I cried for two hours.

Today I treated my blog for the first time in forever cause I've been grounded. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I saw 3D blue people. And then I cried for two hours.

Today a clown ran into the room I was in and ran out. And then I cried for two hours.

Today callbacks went terribly. And then I cried for two hours.

Today the world blew up. And then I cried for two hours.

Today Rusty was dancing in the bathroom. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I talked. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I took a really awesome picture. And then I cried for two hours.

Today there was a blackout during rehearsal. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I cried for two hours. And then I cried for two hours. And then.......

Today I smiled. And then I cried for two hours.

Today we all advanced to finals. And I did NOT cry for two hours!!

Today me and Paige were maliciously locked in the backseat. And then I cried for two hours.

Today Sheppy called me lame. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I found out that Watch out! sounds too much like Watowa. And then I cried for two hours.

Today (actually, yesterday) it was Sheppy's birthday. I did NOT cry for two hours, because I love her. Happy Birthday Sheppy!

Today I updated my blog via the phone. And then I cried for two hours.

Shower

Today I took a shower. And then I cried for two hours

No Followers

Today I noticed that my blog had no followers. And then I cried for two hours.

Making A Blog

Today I made a blog. And then I cried for two hours.