Today, I discovered that Mr. Potato Head is a bro. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I took a pregnancy test. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, Autumn made me cry. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I couldn't whistle. And then I cried for two hours.

Today was the best day of my life. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, Ashley tried to turn left. And then I cried for two hours.