Today, I forgot my blog's URL. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, college. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, goatpath. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I gave a shout out to Annika. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, Tyler Palmer rediscovered my blog. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I reminisced about a friend's old blog. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I broke a chair. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I started my own political party. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I found out that I wrote a play with 12 light cues on one page. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, my friends left me forever alone. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, Flickinger made me cry for two hours. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I saw gas prices below $3. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, there was a duck on my desk. And then I cried for two hours.