Today, Obama bit my dad's butt. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, me and Obama fist bumped. It was chill. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, BB's blog "didn't exist". And then I cried for two hours.

Today, BB's blog "didn't exist". And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I had more posts than BB. Much more. And then I cried for two hours.