Today, I discovered that I knew all the words to Can't Be Tamed by Miley Cyrus. And then I cried for 3 hours.

Today, I realized that I hadn't had a grilled cheese sandwich in ages. And then I cried for two hours.

Today Ke$ha tried to smoke my love. I told her it wasn't that kind of drug. She cried for two hours.

Today I played Rockband with my feet. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I cried for two hours. And then I forgot why.