Today, Lauren Flickinger put hand sanitizer all over my shirt. And then I cried for two hours.

Today Annika made fun of me and my hair. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I came to school. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I won a photo scavenger hunt while eating a baguette. And then I cried for two hours.

Yesterday I saw a heroin addict drive a car into the ocean. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I wore a bunny suit for two hours. Consequently, I cried for two hours.