Today I got a giant Scootaloo. And then I cried tears of joy for two hours.

Today, the seniors were gone. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I cried for two hours. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I discovered the African tundra. And then I cried for two hours.

Today it rained. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, a guy in my class spit next to me. 32 times. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, my uncle was a fish. And then I cried for two hours.