Today, Flickinger made me cry for two hours. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I saw gas prices below $3. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, there was a duck on my desk. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I heard a rapping Muslim. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, my mother asked me when the last time I blogged was. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, my feet hurt. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I broke a microwave. Which caused the entire cafeteria to applaud and cheer for me. After I bowed, I cried for two hours.

Today, I got a hair cut. Just one. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I saw the world's largest sprinkler. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, our weedeater stopped working, as usual. So instead of getting it started again, I just ripped all the grass out by hand. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I blogged. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I was cold. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, my refrigerator tried to starve me to death. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I was very thirsty. I tried to cry for two hours, but I didn't have enough water to make tears.

Go to the monster engine. I cried. For two hours.

Today, I started a dream journal for my AP Psychology class. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I realized that the majority of the e-mails I get are from myself. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, nobody split their pants. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, my girlfriend is in California. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I remembered that I haven't cried for two hours in so long. And then I cried for two hours.

Today, I was questioned why I was eating healthy food. And then I cried for two hours.