Today, I left my grandma's house after seeing 16 movies in 5 days. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I ate french fries with syrup. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I ordered bacon, just bacon, at Wendy's. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I tried to brush my teeth, but I missed and got toothpaste on my chin. And then I cried for two hours.

Today I threw away a swimsuit by accident. And then I cried for two hours.